:) Is This Boy Too Young to ROCK?

This question has been pondered countless times.  How young is too young, to ROCK?  Meet Hunter.  He's defying the critics at the insanely tender age of 8.  "This is an outrage!!!!," screamed onlookers in the audience at a recent show.  Poor Hunter was only trying to showcase his ability to ROCK as he played such classics as Iron Man, Smoke on the Water, and We're Not Gonna Take It.  "This boy should be out playing with trucks or marbles, not rocking out to hair metal," shouted an irate grandmother.  "  Hunter silenced the crowd when he nailed the famous solo Eruption by Van Halen.  "What can I say?" said the grandmother.  "The kid won me over, I now realize that you're never too young to ROCK."  She then ran on stage tackling Hunter as she stole his guitar and kicked into her own blazing version of the song.  "And you're never too old either....ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"  The audience was stunned.  Then pleased. Then stunned again.